Hey, I'm an unhinged, over-caffeinated, slightly manic, chick who rants about 80s horror, shark-sploitation, and the one and only Nic 'Motha Fuckin' Cage! I have a tendence to make my under-cooked verbal voyage as random as I (and sometimes my hosts) go way off the rails.

So hop on board the rainbow express if you dare, cuz we got some oozing to do!